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Scriptur
08-13-2014, 11:42 PM
The conversation at the Great White Throne.

Atheist: I don't believe God exists.

Jesus: I am God, I created you. Look around you have you ever seen such a place as this? Don't you recall you died, and I give you this new body you are in? Doesn't that strike you as odd and what the Bible already explains?

Atheist: No.

Jesus: then give your life to me and accept me as your Savior.

Athiest: No. I would have done that already when I was in the flesh, you stupid idiot!

Jesus: Well alright then, let me show you the hallway to Hell. And by the way, here is the key which you can use to unlock the door from the inside if you like, but of course we both know you never will. Seeya, wouldn't want to be ya!

Scriptur
08-14-2014, 12:17 AM
What have I learned? Atheists are insane. Truly.

Insanity #1: something in nature from nothing; or

Insanity #2: infinite regress of nature even though you would have happened already having had an eternity to do so; and

Insanity #3: not able to find a naturalistic explanation to account for the eyewitness testimony of the Apostles in various group settings, yet still not receiving what Jesus did for you on the cross.