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    Default 3 Levels of Heaven, 3 Levels in the Top Level, and Still 1 More Level to be a God

    Did you know not only are there 3 kingdoms for Mormons (Celestial, Terrestial, Telestial), in addition to Hell (demons and apostate Mormons) and Spirit Prison (they call it outer darkness misusing this term like a purgatory), there are also 3 levels in the Celestial kingdom. And even then if you make it to the top level of the 3 levels of the Celestial because you are married and never fight, and your wife is perfect, you may still fall short for some undisclosed reason; then you can't become a God and ruler of a planet with billions of inhabitants which you pump out with your wife with your celestial spirit semen. Cults aim to control your motivations.

    And those Mormons who fall short in the Celestial (not married in level 1 or level 2), Terrestial or Telestial that is their final progression. They never get to have endless sex.

    Cocoa for cocoa puffs!

    Mormonism is not only the largest polytheistic cult in the world (way more than Hindus), it is also the largest sex cult in the world (Joseph Smith had at least 40 wives, some were as young as 14 years old, sisters, and already married to another man), unless you count the Pope and Roman Catholic ministers. The 72 virgins of Islam have nothing on Mormons. Since the Father God had sex with one of his children Mary to give birth to Jesus this is pedophilia. Mormonism unwittingly endorses pedophilia which reminds me of the phrase...any lie eventually breaks down. The more Mormons try to rationalize their insanity the more heinous it gets. Blacks were not valiant and therefore, can't enter the Celestial kingdom unless they become white and delightsome. Michael Jackson is the only black who became white, but he was a JW, not a Mormon.

    What's bizarre to me is you have a greater chance of being saved in Mormonism if you are dead because you will be baptized by a baptism in the temple for the dead. How is that free agency (their term) or free will? Since Mormons don't know if they will convert they just baptize everyone who is dead. Hitler and his wife Eva Braun likely will make it to the Celestial heaven even though they committed suicide. I always thought suicide was the surest way to Hell. Not in Mormonism.


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    Another crazy questions for the crazy cult.

    If you make it to the Celestial heaven as a married couple (required for the top level of the 3 levels of Celestial heaven), but still fall short in your works, you don't get to be a God of a planet. But do you still get to have sex with billions of women? Can you still have endless sex with your wife?

    Sort a like Scientology which you have to pay to make it to the next level. Before you get your temple recommend (lasts 2 years), you must settle up for all the times you did not pay your 10% tithe.


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    You forgot to mention the DNA for South American and North American Indians have no connection to Jews. The DNA is linked to north east Asians.

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