Twain said, "the Mormon Bible is rather stupid and tiresome to read." Fictional story telling. Mark Twain also said, "the Book of Mormon smooched [John] Milton from the NT and given no credit." Milton covered various topics from the Bible in his famous, "Paradise Lost."

And it came to pass...and it came to pass...and when it came to pass, it came to pass...

Anyone who is a Mormon has a few screws short of a bolt. I love this saying because it makes no sense, just like Mormons.